by brokeymcpoverty on February 5, 2012
wondering where i been? everywhere but here!
but it’s okay! don’t cry! you’re such an ugly crier and no one needs that right now!
if you look hard enough you can find me elsewhere. liiiiiiike
you may also find me with your moms leanin’ to it in a green Buick.
happy stalking!
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by brokeymcpoverty on November 30, 2011
hey, sugars! i hope you’re all in the midst of the best damn holiday season you’ve ever had. how was your thanksgiving? mine went a little something like this:
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by brokeymcpoverty on October 20, 2011
HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA HERE'S MY BUSINESS CARD HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA
So here’s a quick glimpse into what my life is like.
Saturday night a few weekends ago. I’m at a bar. Well, it’s technically Sunday morning, like 1, 2 am. My friends and I all notice an older man walk in wearing, like, a miniature leather safari hat. That’s the best way I can explain it. We look, we chuckle, we move on with our mozzarella sticks and assorted bar grub.
A few minutes later, I’m in line waiting for the bathroom and he just so happens to be hanging out by the door. The fact that he was just casually hanging out by the bathroom door, I think, is a good indication of this man’s level of oddness/ridiculousness. Anyway, I’m doin the pee-pee dance and walks over to me, because this is a GREAT time for conversation, apparently.
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by brokeymcpoverty on September 28, 2011
So Tuesday, UC Berkeley went ahead with its purposely racist “Diversity Bake Sale.” The bake sale charges white people more for baked goods than people of color, with women getting a $0.25 discount. The purpose of this is to protest what the group sees as the racist practice of considering an applicant’s race and/or gender in the school admission process.
If you’ve been following for a whlie, you know that I went to a pretty racist school. What you don’t know is that I actually attended one such bake sale. And what else you don’t know is this: sure, minorities get discounted goods, but those goods are not created equally.
I attended the sale with a good friend of mine, Adam, a white male (I am a black female), and we noticed something interesting after reading the ingredients labels on our cupcakes (we checked after I noticed that mine was surprisingly bitter while Adam’s apparently tasted like good times and happiness). I saved the labels:


Guess which one the white folks got?
So sure. My cupcake was discounted. That’s kind of just a drop in the bucket compared to everything else I still have to digest.
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