fun with google image search: Steve Harvey Suits

by brokeymcpoverty on March 8, 2010

i was reminded of the ridiculous extraness of Steve Harvey’s suits today while workin on today’s post at SplackCent that required me to google the phrase ‘steve harvey suit.’  it’s quite a varied collection, with myriad colors and sizes to choose from.

PLAID PRINCE

Available Colors:

•Oh Lawd Lavendar
•Rench Around Red
•Have Mercy Mauve

Available Sizes:

•I Remember When Ike Hit Tina
•I Remember When Teddy P Hit That Tree
•I Remember When Marion Berry Hit That Pipe

Special Offer: Half off a pair of Gators in Righteous Robin’s Egg Blue

PEPPERMINT PIMP

Available Colors:

•Little Green Tree Air Freshener
•Crown Royal Bag
•Kool-Aid Red

Available Sizes:

•Teen Night at Syl’s Lounge
•Grown Ass Easter Sunday
•Old Man in the Club

Special Offer: Free matching du-rag

IN MY SKIN, DRANKIN GIN

Available Colors:

•Redbone
•High Yella
•Burnt Biscuit Bottom Black

Available Sizes:

•Man Man’s GED Graduation
•Big Mama’s Funeral
•Baby’s First Court Appearance

Special Offer: Complimentary pair of church socks to wear with your sandals

VAMPIRE IN BIRMINGHAM

Available Colors:

•Cameo’s Codpiece Black
•Whisper’s Mustache Black
•Black Black Blackity Black Black

Available Sizes:

•Big Luther
•Little Luther

Special Offer: Free “Float On” cassingle

CHURCH PICNIC PROPER

Available Colors:

•Sister Odell’s Favorite Sunday Hat (pictured)
•Huggy Bear’s Goldfish
•Collard Green

Available Sizes:

•1st Trip to the Maury Show
•2nd Trip to the Maury Show
•Fuck It, I’ll Just Pay Child Support

Special Offer: Big Mama’s secret Chittlin Loaf recipe

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Luminous22 March 8, 2010 at 4:51 pm

OMG.

Thank you for slaying my soul before lunch time.

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ihsanamin March 8, 2010 at 6:28 pm

Awesome.

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Cheekie March 8, 2010 at 6:41 pm

Man, this made my day because I JUST saw a Steve Harvey suit at an open house for a rental. My sis and I are always clowning them folks. They be all, “Ya’ll don’t know nuttin ’bout this right here. *steps out toe* Stacey Adams! I look shaaaahhhp.”

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theblackwhole March 8, 2010 at 8:59 pm

OK…We ONLY jus’ found out ’bout Yer Blog wit dat “Tiger Flow Chart” post…but NOW…afta gettin’ da updatez on Yer new postz, We startin’ 2 think dat U are PURE Genius…

We couldn’t believe da “Steve Harvey Collection” wuz real UNTIL We click’d on one a’ da linkz…

MY GAWD…how gaudy!

http://theblackwhole.wordpress.com/2010/03/07/da-es-ist-gut-der-koenig-zu-sein-entry-124/

!{ ( 8K
–TBW

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Dactylologist March 8, 2010 at 11:33 pm

I hate you for making me spit red Kool-Aid at my monitor.

That is all. :)

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bitchphd March 10, 2010 at 5:00 pm

I have always admired men who have the balls to dress like that.

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AmyMay March 11, 2010 at 6:25 pm

*something resembling DEAD*

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Caspercutie March 12, 2010 at 10:36 pm

I don’t think that’s what the song meant, when it said Jesus wants us for a rainbow.

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Kesha Monk June 19, 2010 at 5:57 pm

OMG……You are STUPID for that one! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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Roxy March 14, 2010 at 2:46 am

See, this is why I can only read your blog on the weekend. Got me cackling and spilling wine everywhere!

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foofydoofy March 15, 2010 at 7:38 pm

Cadillac pimpin’ …

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naturallyalise1 March 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm

that was the most awesome thing I have ever read… my soul is merked…

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Rhome June 18, 2010 at 10:28 pm

I need to cop one of these to hit the cabaret at the Elks’ Lodge.

Which one would go best with a snifter of Crown Royal?

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stillmyboo June 22, 2010 at 5:57 am

this was hilarious.

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