so a couple weeks ago i was havin lunch with a friend when i think i see something that i possibly couldn’t have seen out of the corner of my eye. as long as i looked at him head-on, it was evident that i was looking at an asian man dressed in business casual clothing. but then he turned around and…
‘…is that a tract of hair glued in the center of his head??’
I WAS SO THROWN!! it really did look like he just had a regular guy’s hair cut and just laid a huge ream of Yaki in the middle of it, creating the mightiest mullet i have ever seen in my life. and, need i remind you, i live in KENTUCKY, the #2 mullet capital of the world (indiana is #1).
and i dont know if this is racist or not, but what really messed me up about it was the fact that he was asian! i have NEVER seen an asian man with a mullet before, and to have my first one be so dramatic.. i just didn’t know what to do with it.
so i took a picture of it.
im not good at being inconspicuous with my sneak picture taking so this is the best i could do.
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Hopefully it was a cruel dare that he had to endure.
Peace, Love and Chocolate
Tiffany
Ooohhh. Fail.
Nawl homie. Just no.
He looks like a rejected elf from Lord of the Rings
Ms. Brokey?
This Statement:
“i dont know if this is racist or not”
Please allow me to school you on this (oh the Irony, lol).
To be Racist you must belong to the Power/Privilege group.
Minorities Cannot Be Racist.
See? I went to Howard…
(Is this another “out-of-bounds” Again for me? I’ll get it right yet …)
For Ms. Brokey’s Blogosphere Folks:
That there comment by me (Id-jet LB) is a Self-Deprecating, “Makin’ fun of Me sayin’ that stuff” type Self-Parody joke. OK?
No offense intended.
(And while I didn’t get the privilege of actually Going to Howard, I always wanted to scoop some beautiful chocolate girl off the famous “Booty Wall” …)
Wow! That’s one well maintained mullet.
that is NOT a mullet…times are tuff, he just got behind on his barber payments is all.
Sometimes I pretend to admire things like that, so I can get a good pic. Like, “Wow, I love what you have going on with your hair, can I take a picture?” And they usually consent. I mean, if someone is obliviously enough to HAVE that hair in the first place, they will go for it…
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