questions?  comments?  suggestions?  corrections?  love donations?  credit collection notices? fan mail?  hate mail?  chain mail?  chain letters?  love letters?  wanna trade links?  wanna trade licks (RAWR!!)?  i want it.  i want it aaaaaaaaaall*


the sooner you send me fan mail, the sooner i stop stealing it from other people.

give it to me here.

or, for those with keener stalkerish tendencies and a need for instant gratification, you can follow me on twitter!  the account is private, but send a request and i’ll okay you as long as we’re not related.  :)  get me here!

*except collection notices and chain letters.  keep those to your gotdamned selves.  thanks

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writey mccomment March 13, 2009 at 12:30 am

brokey, thanks for the website. i have nothing to say, but was pained by the absence of any comments in the dancery. hey, here’s something. i think you should adopt the phrase, “I smell the peppa” to indicate agreement with someone. bring it nationwide under the mcpoverty banner. Do you smell the peppa on that, bmp?


Kindred Smile June 8, 2009 at 10:09 pm

So, if you monitor your site hits, and I’d like to think that you do, I’m the weirdo who read all of your archives in one sitting. I would be slightly embarassed to admit it, but we all know there’s no such thing as shame on the internet.


skullgarden December 13, 2009 at 8:57 pm

I found your blog by randomly googling “hilarious r and b moments” and backtracking through postbourgie. you are a fantastic writer, and your blog is one of the only ones that addresses things i think about and have no one (literally, nobody) to talk with about. so thank you, is what i am trying to say. you’re awesome.


Miss Behave June 7, 2010 at 10:03 pm

No….. You wanna see something that is NOT FUNNY

(but is SOOOO funny?)

I’m still mad I LMAO.


Miss Behave June 7, 2010 at 10:06 pm

Apparently I sent you the long version. Here’s the short one. With the slow motion re-play.

The only reason I could laugh is because she was okay. Still a stupid move, though.


aimannevermind November 9, 2010 at 5:59 pm

dear dr. drew… would u mind 2 check me out…… or…
twit me some road so i can walk…!/aiman181
wish 2 be a frenzzz 4 some1 cool like u… hehehe…


lola November 24, 2010 at 12:54 am

hilarious, why did it take me so long to find this site? i think it’s my new favorite thing


Chi_Soul February 17, 2011 at 12:39 pm

I saw you link on OKP and came through to check you out. The Real Housewives of Civil Rights is hilarious, and your blogs are tight. Sexual Chocolate! [Drops the mic]


Brittnee Hawkins July 5, 2011 at 7:46 pm

Ma’am I am sooo glad I found your blog of hair product reviews. And I hope and cross my fingers that you will respond to this email. So I have some questions…my mom, my sister, and I have been getting perms for as long as I can remember and have just decided to stop. My sister has gone the longest with out a perm and for me and my mom it’s been about 3 to 4 months. We are trying new products but don’t really know what we are doing. Me and my sister put that keratin in our hair instead of putting in a perm and that is about it. But I guess I told you all that to ask you what you would be the best products for growing out our hair? And my mom just stubbled across that Just Natural Organic hair care products and I was read your reviews but I am not sure if she should just go ahead and purchase that. We have tried Miss Jessies and Carol’s Daughter. But do you have any more suggestions for our situation?

Thanks so much!



brokeymcpoverty July 6, 2011 at 6:38 am

hey, britnee!

im glad u found my blog too!

i’ll be emailing u about your query today–i hope you’ll keep stopping by! 😀


Angella Henry March 10, 2012 at 9:39 am

I’m interested in natural hair relaxers


Ryan May 12, 2012 at 1:09 pm

I was on a few websites and there is this yearbook pic of a guy with tall straight hair, im guessing based out of the 80’s-90’s? Is that you or do you own the rights to it?

thank ya sir,



brokeymcpoverty June 10, 2013 at 10:45 am

i don’t own the rights to it; it’s actually a friend of mine! do you need to get in contact with him?


dcgal June 10, 2013 at 2:41 am

Your article on the Root sucked ass. Maybe if you listened to Cosby, maybe you could spread knowledge as opposed to promoting absolute bullshit. You disrespected him, and his generation, and ave nothing useful or worthwhile to say.


brokeymcpoverty June 10, 2013 at 10:44 am

cool story! thanks bro!


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