so Will and Jada broke up.

August 23, 2011

below is a list of appropriate responses and reactions that you are allowed to have to this event: “oh really? wow, that’s so sad.” “i remember when my parents divorced. it’s not fun.” “i hope the kids are holding up okay.” “i never saw that coming! they seemed like the perfect family! but, things happen.” […]

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freaky christian cereal spoken word.

August 11, 2011

at PostBourgie yesterday, i told the story of a hood Christian spoken word/comedy/open mic thing i went to last week.  the whole thing was awkward.  many of the comedians there struggled to keep things clean (since it was a Christian show).  but the end of the night brought us a woman in a skiiiiiin tight […]

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announcement + Darcy’s Botanicals giveaway!

August 10, 2011

ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the last hair related post that you will find at BrokeyMcPoverty.com.  i will pause a moment so that the hair obsessed women can weep gently into their aprons, and the men can high-five each other as soon as they finish scratching their balls. done? okay. Did you like this? Share […]

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i learned some things today!

August 8, 2011

hey!  black women!  did you know you can’t find any good black men to marry?  what’s that?  you found one?  or don’t want one because you prefer girls?  or have found one but just don’t want to get married, as is your autonomous right?  girl, stop playin!  you know this is your destiny! well, did […]

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what, that?

August 7, 2011

oh, that’s just my site linked on the MUHFUGGIN HUFFINGTON POST! gotta go hit my dougie, brb. Did you like this? Share it:Tweet

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Louisville: it’s LEO Reader’s Choice Awards time!

August 7, 2011

hey, Louisville & meddling out-of-towners: so as you may or may not know, newspapers are dying like a mothertrucker.  the courier-journal recently laid off a gajillion employees a short while ago, which is timely because now it’s time to vote for LEO’s Reader’s Choice awards!  i know some awesome people and things that absolutely deserve […]

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dear zande warrior dude: a love letter.

August 7, 2011

oh. hey, boo. hey. i know you dont know me, but i know you, darlin’.  i’ve been meaning to write this letter since the first time i saw you in the Zande vs Aztec Jaguar of Deadliest Warrior season 2 last year.  you may not know this–well, of course you don’t know this since you […]

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dopplegangers.

July 30, 2011

this dog totally looks like Sho Nuff from “The Last Dragon.” Did you like this? Share it:Tweet

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tribe encounters white men for the 1st time: narrated for the hearing impaired.

July 14, 2011

so i’m meandering around facebook because i haven’t logged on in like 5700 years and i see an absolutely amazing video shared by my homie Justin Charity –it’s footage of an indigenous tribe coming into contact with white people for the first time ever.  it’s a really amazing video; there are five parts, but i […]

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ma’am, you dropped your grocery list.

July 11, 2011

a friend texted this picture to me.  he saw it laying on the ground while he was at kroger’s picking up a few things.  i dont know about yall, but when i make my lists, i tend to list items i need in order of importance.  first on this list:  vagina spray. just vagina spray.  […]

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