i’m 30, im a girl, i’m from kentucky and i write stuff. i’m 90% more awesome than 70% of the general populace.

i hate squirrels, al roker, r. kelly, and oppression, et al.

i love rice, bad weaves, good books, and ur dad (can u have him call me, please?  great).

i wear fake uggs & dont care what u think about it.

you can also find me at the following places on the internets:

you may also find me with your moms leanin’ to it in a green Buick.

happy stalking!

that’s all.